What is Brolin?
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To be built to be amazing, only to turn out to be a huge dissapointment.
Named after tubby footballer Tomas Brolin.
Anne couldn't believe it! She'd finally bagged her dream man Andy, his bustling pecs, his perfect smile, defined six-pack, flowing blonde locks and that medetterian tan. She was fizzing at the bunghole as he slowly removed each item of clothing slowly, but as they got down to action he pulled out his half baked Mansarino, poked her like he was stuffing a turkey with paxo and Stay Puft her in about 2 and half minutes before rolling off farting and following through. He was completely Brolin.
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Term used to describe clothing worn by grossly obese people.
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