Bromance

What is Bromance?


1.

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.

Steve: Ah, Dave!!! I can't believe you stole this first pressing of Aladdin Sane from your record store for me. We were just talking about this the other night.

Dave: No sweat, pal.

Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You're the man.

2.

-noun

1. A non-sexual relationshipbetween two men that are unusually close.

-verb -mans-ing

1. The act of wooing a fellow male friend for the purpose of becoming closer.

2. Going to unusual lengths in an attempt to become closer with another male friend.

also: "Bromancing the Stone"

1. The act of truly and thoroughly enjoying the process of getting and/or being high/stoned.

Provenance/Origin: "Bromance" is a portmanteauof the two words "brother" and "romance". Originally coined by author/editor Dave Carnie in "Big Brother Magazine." Big Brother was a sort of R rated skateboarding/skate culture magazine that was eventually purchased by Larry Flynt's Hustlerconglomerate and consequently taken out of circulation due to unsatisfactory sales performance. Carnie used the word on several occasions to describe relationships between skate-buddies who spent a lot of time together and/or shared hotel rooms on every tour/skate road trip.

-As a noun: "Dude, those two guys spend so much time together. They are having quite the bromance."

-As a verb: "Andy has been treating Victorto every mealand covercharge for a month now. It's obvious that he is trying to bromance him."

-Bromancing the stone: "That Pete Doherty guy is definitely bromancing the stone!"

See skateboarding, romance, portmanteau, friends, beef, hating

3.

A close relationship between two bros to such a point where they start to seem like a couple.

Orlando: So sean, whats up with your bromance?

Sean: Fuck you dude, we're just really close.

See bro, brokeback, gay, frat boy, homo

4.

A relationship between two guys.

Stan and Pete are having an office bromance.

See guys, gay, relationship, romance, urban

5.

When brotherly love gets a little too intimate.

Brother1: I love you man!

Brother2: I love you too man!

Brother1: Would you say we have a bromance?

Brother2: Woah settle down there mate... I dont swing that way...

See gay, brother, bro, romance, intimate

6.

1.Possibly the queerest thing 2 men could call their friendship.

2. The queerest show on t.v. with brady.

Steve-Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?

Greg- Totally

Steve- We got a total bromance

Greg- Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

See bro, romance, queer, men

7.

The cover up term used by two males who are obviously gay, but are too afraid to admit it.

Single white male 5′10″ 185 seeks non-smoker male 18-45 for companionship, bromance, and all around good time! Must love gyms, cosmos, and barebacking on meth. Call 555-ANAL and ask for Brody.

See bros, romance, bromance, homosexual, love


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