What is Bromance?
1.
Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.
Steve: Ah, Dave!!! I can't believe you stole this first pressing of Aladdin Sane from your record store for me. We were just talking about this the other night.
Dave: No sweat, pal.
Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You're the man.
2.
-noun
1. A non-sexual
-verb -mans-ing
1. The act of wooing a fellow male friend for the purpose of becoming closer.
2. Going to unusual lengths in an attempt to become closer with another male friend.
also: "Bromancing the Stone"
1. The act of truly and thoroughly enjoying the process of getting and/or being high/stoned.
Provenance/Origin: "Bromance" is a
-As a noun: "Dude, those two guys spend so much time together. They are having quite the bromance."
-As a verb: "Andy has been treating
Victor to everymeal andcover charge for a month now. It's obvious that he is trying to bromance him."
-Bromancing the stone: "That Pete Doherty guy is definitely bromancing the
stone !"
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3.
A close relationship between two bros to such a point where they start to seem like a couple.
Orlando: So sean, whats up with your bromance?
Sean: Fuck you dude, we're just really close.
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4.
A relationship between two guys.
Stan and Pete are having an office bromance.
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5.
When brotherly love gets a little too intimate.
Brother1: I love you man!
Brother2: I love you too man!
Brother1: Would you say we have a bromance?
Brother2: Woah settle down there mate... I dont swing that way...
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6.
1.Possibly the queerest thing 2 men could call their friendship.
2. The queerest show on t.v. with brady.
Steve-Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Greg- Totally
Steve- We got a total bromance
Greg- Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?
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7.
The cover up term used by two males who are obviously gay, but are too afraid to admit it.
Single white male 5′10″ 185 seeks non-smoker male 18-45 for companionship, bromance, and all around good time! Must love gyms, cosmos, and barebacking on meth. Call 555-ANAL and ask for Brody.
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