Broment

What is Broment?


1.

n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk

John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."

Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"

John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"

Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."

See bros, circle jerk, tools, dude, dud, brother, jerk, dickhead, asshat, brah, brodeo

2.

When dudes share a special moment with eachother.

The three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.

See moment, friends, caring, special, guys

3.

A term used to describe a man when he is a borderline "bro" (i.e. into DMB, driving yellow bajas, natty ice, chilling with other bros, and possible closeted homosexuality") but has considerable attributes to refute his bro-status.

Sara: Dan is good looking, but I'm concerned he's a "bro", as that is not attractive to me.

Caitlin: Don't worry Sara. Dan has his broments, but he's definitely cool.

"Don't mind Joel, he's just having a broment"

See bro, bromance, dmb, chilling

4.

A legit moment with, or involving, bros.

"Bro, last night was so chill, I had at least three or four legit broments."

See bro, chill, legit, moment, anti

5.

Three legit bro's singing to new found glory in unison

"IT"S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE"

A total broment

See bro, gabe, scott, sammy, broing

6.

a moment where a man shares a story pertaining to a sexual conquest to his males counterparts and they love it.

Chad: "So what did you do last night?"

Todd: "I was fingerblasting this breezy last night..."

Chad: "Hold up... pause that shit... we need to have a broment..."

See bro, bromance, moment, dudes, men


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