What is Broment?
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n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk
John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."
Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"
John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"
Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."
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When dudes share a special moment with eachother.
The three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.
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A term used to describe a man when he is a borderline "bro" (i.e. into DMB, driving yellow bajas, natty ice, chilling with other bros, and possible closeted homosexuality") but has considerable attributes to refute his bro-status.
Sara: Dan is good looking, but I'm concerned he's a "bro", as that is not attractive to me.
Caitlin: Don't worry Sara. Dan has his broments, but he's definitely cool.
"Don't mind Joel, he's just having a broment"
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A legit moment with, or involving, bros.
"Bro, last night was so chill, I had at least three or four legit broments."
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Three legit bro's singing to new found glory in unison
"IT"S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE"
A total broment
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a moment where a man shares a story pertaining to a sexual conquest to his males counterparts and they love it.
Chad: "So what did you do last night?"
Todd: "I was fingerblasting this breezy last night..."
Chad: "Hold up... pause that shit... we need to have a broment..."
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