What is Bromise?
1.
Essentially a promise you make to a
"I bromise you that i will never sleep with your girlfriend. ever"
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2.
Originated in the Maryland
first spoken by Jack attack's little brother
SN1: please explain the bromise so i could sleep at night
SN2: bromise just means promise.. except that u really promise
I bromise I'll give you the money tommorow, cuz im cool like that