Bromise

What is Bromise?


1.

Essentially a promise you make to a bro. One that you can never break. ever. Stronger than a promise.

"I bromise you that i will never sleep with your girlfriend. ever"

See bromance, promise, friends, sex

2.

Originated in the Maryland

first spoken by Jack attack's little brother

SN1: please explain the bromise so i could sleep at night

SN2: bromise just means promise.. except that u really promise

I bromise I'll give you the money tommorow, cuz im cool like that


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