Bromosexual Edit Meaning

1.

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the faceif you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.

Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!

Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

See gay, straight, frat boy, confused, broham

2.

A slang word for bro. It is a word used by Red in Pineapple Express to say to Sol as if saying your my bro. Hence Bromosexual. It is not in anyway gay. And can be substituted for dude, brah, bro, and man.

Hey whats up my Bromosexual?

Yah man my bromosexual totally hit up that casino.

See bro, dude, bromo, brah, man, red, sol, pineapple express, bromosexual

3.

The sexual preference that includes males, females, postboxs, atms, lakes, power sockets, bicycles, and street posts.

"Brohan is so bromosexual"

4.

a relationship between dudes so close that, to the outside observer, may appear homosexual.

i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.

See bromo, bromosexuality, bromance

5.

A Bromosexual, is a person who performs a sexual favor for his "bro", yet insists it isn't homosexual. This act is known as an act of bromosexuality. Bromosexuality is normally performed within groups of bros or a "crew" from one "homie" or "bro" to another. Often times bromosexuality is a result of little sexual activity with a woman or women, boredom and curiosity, or perhaps closet homosexuality.

J-Cool: "Brah, i could really go for a BJ right about now, man. I haven't even seen pussy in months..."

D-Bro: "Well, i could...you know...help you out or somethin, man."

J-Cool: "Yeah dude, that'd be night, but it's definitely not gay or anything."

D-Bro: "Fa sho, dude, not gay, just, you know...bromosexual."

Both: "No Homo."

See bros, homies, boys, men, crew

6.

noun; associated with frat boys. Men who pay to have other male friends, such as in a fraternity. Spend most of their time worrying about their hair and going to the gym to cure hangovers. They spend more time talking about women than actually being around them.

Bro 1: "It would be bromosexual of me to rub sun-block on your back."

Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."

See bromo, metrosexual, metro, broseph, gym, hangover, body massage, hair, frat, bff, sexuality, confused

7.

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

See bro, sexual, homosexual, bros, sex, friendship, friend, life, god, power, gay, frat, testicles, vagina, goatsy, AGBoss