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Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of..
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The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all li..
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"(day of the week here)" face refers to the look on ones face once they have arrived home from work on "X" day. It i..