Bronco Buck

What is Bronco Buck?


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An individual goes hoggin and picks up the juiciest heffer. He then proceeds to take her home and engage in doggystyle coitus. After grabbing the land whale's hair he whispers in her ear "You are the fattest bitch I've ever fucked."

The Bronco Buck is a rodeo simulator. Not all can ride bulls; but, we can come pretty damn close. Scores increase as time mounted increases.

Man 1: "How did your Bronco Buck go last night? Pull a decent score?"

Man 2: "I nearly scored a perfect 10 last night. I stayed mounted for nearly thirty seconds!"

Man 1: "Damn, I was bucked pretty quickly. That zeppelin was just too much for me."

See hoggin, sex, doggystyle, fat, buck, bronco, heffer, bitch, ride


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