What is Broner?
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A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."
The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.
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An unintentionally manly inspired
You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'.
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An unintentional man-inspired boner
My masseuse was a guy and during my massage I popped a slight broner.
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The accidental erection, or boner, induced by a male friend.
Oh shit, we gotta stop wrestling, i'm getting a broner.
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The act of receiving an erection after witnessing another man (naked or otherwise). Used in relation with bromance.
Dude, I think I got a broner from Brüno.
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When a bro has or gains a "boner" (enlarging/hardening of the male penis or shlong)
Damn that pezza gave me a massive broner
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a random boner while with all males, in some cases ruins relationships with guy friends.
I was hanging out with Kevin and got a broner, he hasn't talked to me in weeks.
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