Broner

What is Broner?


1.

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."

The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.

See mandate, gay, elephant, friend, fraternity, best buds

2.

An unintentionally manly inspired boner.

You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'.

See broner, rollover, californication

3.

An unintentional man-inspired boner

My masseuse was a guy and during my massage I popped a slight broner.

See boner, woody, stiffy, hard-on, erection

4.

The accidental erection, or boner, induced by a male friend.

Oh shit, we gotta stop wrestling, i'm getting a broner.

See broner, bonner, boner, bronner, erection

5.

The act of receiving an erection after witnessing another man (naked or otherwise). Used in relation with bromance.

Dude, I think I got a broner from Brüno.

See erection, boner, nude, bromance, gross, homosexual, gay, lesbian, lol, funny, broner

6.

When a bro has or gains a "boner" (enlarging/hardening of the male penis or shlong)

Damn that pezza gave me a massive broner

See boner, hard, rod, pole

7.

a random boner while with all males, in some cases ruins relationships with guy friends.

I was hanging out with Kevin and got a broner, he hasn't talked to me in weeks.

See boner, bro, guys, dick, hard


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