Bronson Edit Meaning

1.

can of beer, specifically used in reference to a cheap, watery beer such as Bud/Coors light.

Typically used in conjuction with the subject-descriptor "hoser"

Get off your lazy ass and toss me a Bronson, you hoser! The game is about to start!

2.

1. Insult, generally an idiot

2. A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.

3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.

John is a stupid, hotdogging bronson.

When Bronson tried to emulate his friend, he found it would not work.

Look at that loser over there. What a bronson.

See obnoxious, dumb, cocksucker, annoying, tool, fuckwit, halfwit, loser

3.

The art of finding a reason to leave work early

That guy is pulling another Bronson by trying to make THE GREAT ESCAPE and get out of work early again, he must have DEATH WISH because when the boss catches on....

See lying, cheating, unemployed, scammer, thirsty

4.

Slang term for a cigarette

"Anyone down for smokin a Bronson right quick?"

See cigarette, smoke, slang

5.

Southern Australian slang for the process of wiping the sweat from your ass crack with your fingers and proceding to smear it across the upper lip of a friend, workmate, loved one or enemy.

I just gave my girlfriend a nasty bronson, I dont think I will be kissing her for a few days.

See bronsen, Wilco

6.

A reference for marijuana. Due to Charles Bronson's die hard relentlessness to kill any form of low-life scumbag (i.e. druggies) that crosses his path; one uses the word Bronson as subtle way of keeping the topic of getting/smoking weed on the down-low. Thus the use of Bronson is out of fear and respect to the ungodly wrath that the real Charles Bronson would bring; as well as fact that weed tends to fuck you up, just as the real Charles Bronson would most certainly do. Shortly, Bronson is a concept in which a stealthy,secretive, and meticulous plan of action is orchestrated; thus you use Bronson to convey your plan of action to acquire/use weed without anyone the wiser.

For instance: If you’re on the phone in the presence of a loved one or the police you can't talk about weed, but if you implement "Bronson" suspicion should dissipated:

i.e. - "Hey man, I was wondering if you have seen that Charles Bronson movie yet. If not wanna watch it with me?" (Did you smoke yet? If not, lets burn a fatty!)

i.e. - "Hey man, I was wondering if you know where I might find Bronson? I haven’t been able to get in touch with that wily bastard for a minute." (Where can I find some weed? I haven’t been able to get any, no matter how hard I've tried, for the longest time.)

i.e. - "Hey Man, that Bronson Dude kicked my ass last night!" (Man, I was fucking high last night!)

See charles, bronson, weed, marijuana, E-Bombs

7.

Rhyming slang for Cocaine. Charles Bronson -> Charlie -> Cocaine

Yo man I just chopped up some himalayan lines of Bronson

See cocaine, charlie, cockney, london, drugs