Bronze Dolphin

What is Bronze Dolphin?


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1. Distant sea-faring cousin to the dreaded brown trout.

2.To take a shit on someone's back as they are sunbathing on the beach.

3. Also the name given to a turd that is floating in a hottub after a night of heavy whiskey drinking.

"Mommy, Daddy passed out in the hot tub again , can I play dolly with his bronze dolphin while he sleeps?"

"where's your bronze dolphin honey?"

"oh, i Left him on grandmas back today at the beach and he melted in the sun."

"We'll, I guess you can play with your father's, but not till after you eat your hotdogs and chilli!"

"yayyyyyyy!!!!!!"


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