Brooke Hogan

What is Brooke Hogan?


1.

Brooke Hogan couldn't make decent music her way out of a paper bag if her life depended on it.

Brooke Hogan sucks at singing.

See sucks balls, singing, popstar, crap

2.

Hulk Hogan in a drag

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?

Bill: Brooke Hogan

See ugly, manface, butterface, hogan, drag

3.

A very fine woman who gives new meaning to the phrase 'baby got back'.

Dayyyyyaaammmmnnn, that Brooke Hogan chick got back!

See brooke, hogan, hulk, nick, linda

4.

a wannabe "singer"; daughter of gay ass hulk hogan; used to live in Bellair,Fl now lives in Miami, Fl. She has a really bad single out now with paul wall.

random girl: OMG!! is that brooke hogan?

me: shut yo ugly ass up, she can't sing worth shit

random girl: but she's rich

me: *thinking* true dat!

both of us: HOLY SHIT it's brooke hogan!AHHHHHHHHH!!

can we have a hug plez?

*the above dialouge is only for comic relief*

See brooke, hogan, peroxide, blonde


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