What is Brooklyn Beckham?
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Son of great british soccer player David Beckham.
Brooklyn Beckham is the eldest son of David Beckahm.
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Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...
"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."
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Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home c..
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An extremely poorly put together woman, in every sense of the word.
Chris - Hey, did you happen to see Stephanie today?
Ian - Hell, ye..