What is Brooklyn Beckham?
1.
Son of great british soccer player David Beckham.
Brooklyn Beckham is the eldest son of David Beckahm.
2.
Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...
"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."
