Brooklyn Special

What is Brooklyn Special?


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A type of customer, normally at a fastfood "restaurant", who orders two meals... for themselves.

A new spin on the term, supersize, the Brooklyn Special does not refer to enlarging a single meal, but rather ordering a second.

Although most commonly used at the McDonaldsfast food chain, the term loosely fits any sort of restaurant where a brave compatriot undertakes the chore of eating two meals.

The Brooklyn Special is however negated if one of two circumstances apply: i. the customer is actually eating for two (ie. they are preggers), ii. if the customer is fat (ie. it is not abnormal for them to eat two meals).

Person A: Holy crap, that person just went up to the cashier and ordered a Brooklyn Special!

Person B: What? Where?!

Person A: That girl over there.

Person B: But, what the fuck? She's actually in good shape.

Person A: That's the whole definition of the Brooklyn Special, dumbass.

Person C: (customer ordering the Brooklyn Special) What the fuck are you two looking at?!?

See supersize, mcdonalds, wendys, brooklyn


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