What is Brooklyn Tech?
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Brookyln Tech is a school in Brooklyn. A very strange one, at that. It has an insane amount of stairs, which is matched only by the amount of idiots there.
I was walking down the downstairs. I know people walk down the upstair-case, but upstairs the downstair-case?
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Founded by Dr. Albert L. Colston, Brooklyn Technical High School is one of the three elite highschools of New York. The faculty of Brooklyn Tech has its odd balls but overall it has some of the finest teachers anywhere. Brooklyn Tech offers a vast variety of intellectually stimulating courses along with an overwhelming variety of clubs, sports and the like. The student population of Brooklyn Tech is more or less evenly spread, racially, and contains the highest concentration of the greatest young minds of New York. As a testement to this fact is its outstanding alumni, which includes the founder, owner and current CEO of Barnes and Nobel bookstore among many others. It is even said that if you go anywhere in the world wearing a Brooklyn Technical Highschool t-shirt someone will come up to talk to you (often it's to either offer a job or talk about the good ol' days). The building itself is an amazing work of art. Outside one will find carvings of owls overlooking the main entrance way, heads finely crafted lining the wall of the school, acting as guardians of a sort. Along with this the center section of the school's first floor contains an amazing mural dedicated to the achievements of mankind through labor and science. The building was crafted in the 1930s at the time of the great depression and was designed to be self sufficient in all ways. Although it may seem somewhat outdated the building of is a physical representation of the greatness that is Brooklyn Technical Highschool.
--You go to Tech?
--YEP!
--ME TOO! Class of '67! You want a $3,000,000,000 a year job?
--Nah, the guy from class of '54 asked me first
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The place to go to school if you want to end up a neurotic mess on the verge of suicide.
Full of psychopath teachers (though there are some good ones) that assign too much homework and give insanely difficult tests designed to make you fail and have nervous breakdowns.
Also full of fuckin kids. 4728 to count now. Walking to and away from the school is like being on an SS death march.
If it's not the kids or the no-sleep or the workload that gets to you, the environment will. Your life becomes controlled by a fucking bell, and you have to do a 4-minute hustle from class to class, which of course isn't enough for Phys. Ed, which forces you to change. You end up being late simply because your class is 5 flights away. Oh yeah, stairs. Lots of morons at Tech that can't seem to understand which staircase goes up, and which goes down. So of course there's always one line of retards going down the up staircase, subsequently slowing everyone trying to go up the fuck down.
So remember, if you want to be sleepless and driven insane for 4 years, go to Tech! They're waiting for you.
It was high-school admissions time in Junior High! Tony had a death wish and didn't get any into schools because of his awful grades, but he did so well on the SHSAT that
Brooklyn Tech accepted him! Upon bringing the news to his counselor, his counselor chuckled and said "I'll see you at your funeral."
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(verb) The act of being rejected by Stuyvesant
Hey, did you get your SHSAT results?
Yeah, I got into Brooklyn Tech.
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One of the smelliest and dirtiest schools out there, filled with crapass teachers that don't educate and security guards that are more overweight than the majority of the obese midwestern population of america.
Not to mention, most of the students follow the same dress-code - $10 nike bags, oversized shirts, north face bags and jackets, tims and jordans.
For a school intended to be attended by "some of the most intelligent students in New York City and the country," there is a real lack of "intelligent" beings.
Also, a school that constantly has fires, fire drills and emergency evacuation procedures - in which you run out of the classroom and stand in the hallway where the MOST ANNOYING sound in the entire universe blasts in your ears, while the school could be bombed and all lifeform in the smelly building is blown up into smithereens because the stupid principal doesn't understand the concept of how bombs can blow out windows in the walls of the hallways.
A school that has fights occur in it everyday.
A school run by an obese black man who claims to be a "Doctor," but actually has an over-the-internet doctorate for music.
A school run by this obese black man who has allegedly sexually abused faculty, staff and students.
Only the dumbass pricks at Brooklyn Tech actually LIKE the school.
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A giant school filled with uninteresting people.Idiots roam the halls and staircases(majority of the school's cubic area)who seem to always block you from your destination, that one class with the asshole teacher who loves jotting down lateness's, the type of prick you want to punch in the face for every word he utters from that despicably dumb looking mouth of his. Basically its very hard to find decent friends,most of the people you meet are dumbshits, and there're no people to seriously talk to at lunch. If you ever have the luck to find a girl that is average or above, she will most likely be taken, a total dumbass (I believe majority likes their girls with brainwaves), or a horrible personality. It takes 37 of the 40 minutes in lunch to actually get a tray, and once you do the food isn't edible, and in the time that you muster up the courage take a bite of the shit the lunch period is already over. The only way to actually pass the time would be messing with people, be it jumping on their tables and starting to thrust, or invading their conversations and starting to get to know them until you yell penis off the top of your lungs, also recommended is finding the ugliest girls you can and telling them they're beautiful passionately- never to be seen again in the midst of the crowd of 1000 Asians (the cafeteria). I can't really complain about the teachers, since they are pretty decent, well the ones I've had so far that is. The freshmen are horrible which I can say while being one, how can you possibly need that much material in your bookbag, and can you not walk through the hallways looking so irritatingly stupid? The classes are easy, and the materials are simple. You may object to that saying freshman year is just easy, but I take all sophomore classes, not including DDP which is a fucking waste of time. Who the fuck invented gay and straight alliance? Its like your begging me to beat the shit out of you.
No airbags (just something to get cred)
Brooklyn tech
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a skool whea the street smart n academically gifted ppl go, usually compared to stuy, and iz better then stuy in many ways including the fact that some of us have lifes
I go to brooklyn tech
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