Broomin' Porcupines

What is Broomin' Porcupines?

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

See forest, arousal, genitalia

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