Broomin' Porcupines

What is Broomin' Porcupines?

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

See forest, arousal, genitalia

Upskirting

1. A relatively new practise where someone (usually a pervy guy) takes pictures up a girls skirt unbeknownst to her using his mobile phone ..

J'ai-dû-dormir-dans-la-goutièrre

1. I had to sleep in the gutter. Sleeping in the gutter...

Triumph Shuffle

1. to intentionally get your girlfriend pregnant while being hella hella creepy about it. must be done from the doggy style position guy: ..

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