Broomin' Porcupines

What is Broomin' Porcupines?

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

See forest, arousal, genitalia

Anal-glaucoma

1. another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I..

Firmie

1. The snuggliest boner ever. Every morning, my ladyfriend wants to snuggle my firmie. See boner, semi, morning wood, stiffy, woody..

Naval Gravy

1. Self-Ejaculating into ones Naval "Last night I jerked off and jizzed into my Naval - I got the missus to suck up the Naval Gravy!&..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Broomin' Porcupines Edit Meaning