What is Brootal Birth?
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When a woman gives birth, she does it screaming BREEE and instead of holding on to bed handles she does the metal claw. Child comes out sticking out its tongue and has the metal claw as well. Baby comes out with grill in mouth.
That person is so metal, he must have had a brootal birth.
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A penis that has the girth of a Moen faucet and the length of a cats tail.
Whoaaaa, did you see that Gardner snake? Dude, that was Phil..
