Bros B4 Hoes

What is Bros B4 Hoes?


1.

-to put your guy friends above female friends and even your girlfriend. This means; No ditching, flaking, snitching, or trying to steal his girlfriend.

Guy - Dude, are you coming to the game with us?

Other Guy - I can't, I'm taking my girlfriend shopping

Guy - Bros b4 Hoes

Other Guy - Ok, I'll call her and cancel

-or-

Guy - I was completely wasted last night and cheated on my girlfriend

Other Guy - Dude, not cool. I'm gonna tell her

Guy - C'mon, Bros b4 Hoes

Other Guy - Or I won't tell her

See bros b4 hoes, man law, pimp, guy code, girlfriend


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