Broseidon

What is Broseidon?

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A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.

Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.

See broseidon, bro, poseidon, brocean, ocean, god, Butterknife
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