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A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or you..
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When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.
I ordered iced tea ..
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When something unlikely happens
The chances of you even getting poontang are cat rapes dog...
