What is Brosis?
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the desease of being a 'bro'. When you're such a 'bro' and think you're so rad (high fives all around) that regular people feel smothered in your ego and attitude. Most guys catch brosis around 17 and dont loose it until about 23.
Common symptoms are thinking you're rad, clowning on everyone else, refering to everyone as 'bro', and always talking smack about bitches and getting laid.
That guy had total brosis.
There's way too much brosis in that crew for me to handle.
Leave your brosis at home and come have fun with us.
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Where a male sasly takes the brother approach, whilst strategically planting the seeds of love in the otherwise oblivious "sister" victim, and allows 14 years to pass before finally reaping the produce of a perfectly sown seed
i think hes on a brosis ting bruv, you no say, hes on it!
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The California-born, politically correct alternative to and/or replacement for the word "bro". Although the target of reference is usually female, it is perfectly acceptable to address a subject of any or unknown gender, as the word itself is unisexual and non-descriminatory vs male, female, or other.
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"It ain't no bro; it ain't no sista; it's'a brosis, brosis!"
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Man: "Dude, man, brosis, that ass is 'hella dank'. I'd hit it like an abusive husband."
Response from woman or subject of unknown gender: "Fuck you, pig! But I appreciate the fact that you did not call me bro, my bro."
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