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An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
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The nickname of U.S. Senator John McCain.
In the year 2011: President Neo-ConCain expressed sympathy for the victims of the nuclear bo..
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masturbating while doing something else (such as playing video games, watching regular t.v., or im-ing)
i was totally masterchillin in ..