Brosmer

What is Brosmer?


1.

the act of going to the restroom with the sole intention of urinating only to find that in one sudden but unfortunate turn of events a small but significant amount of feces escapes from the rectum, while terrified and searching for an answer you panic only to notice the feces continuing to seep from within like crude oil from the breach of a wrecked tanker in the North Atlantic, mocking you as it slithers down your leg. (typically occurring after a large amount of hot wings and beer at a local watering hole)

Dude, I totally pulled a Brosmer last night at the bar. God, I hope no one finds out but it was a close game and I didnt want to leave so I trashed my boxers, wiped up the remains, and went back to watch the rest of the game with the guys.

See shart, hershey squirts, mud butt, wet fart, shat, follow through

2.

Last name. All Brosmers are hilarious, fun-loving, people who love to stir shit up and have a blast.

Hey, that girl I met last night had to be a Brosmer. I had to invite her to my party tonight.

See angelina jolie, party, margarita, keg, love


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