What is Brostats?
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Brostats are a lot like scene points. But more like a mockery for the tough guy/hardcore scene. To acquire brostats you can start by naming 10 bands that both start and end with an 'X'. You can also wear nothing but camo shorts and shave your head. Bros hate hair.
"Damn son, shaved head, camo shorts, tattoos that make no sense, that's 200 brostats!"
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