Brostradamus

What is Brostradamus?

A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.

"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"

"I don't know. Have some vicodin."

See bro, vicodin, crash, car, drugs

Zengo

1. a short fuck with a funky beard who talks to fucking much! TEE is so FUCKED because of Zengo!..

Branjob

1. a blowjob received by someone whose name is Brandi "Dude, last night Michael got a BranJob!!" See Brandizzle..

Yodaish

1. A sentence structure similiar to that of Star Wars' Yoda's speech. A.K.A Annoying and uncalled for Yoda: Fat your mom is so, ..

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