Brostradamus

What is Brostradamus?

A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.

"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"

"I don't know. Have some vicodin."

See bro, vicodin, crash, car, drugs

Kitchy

1. Cheesy, campy. Think Precious moments, Donny and Marie Osmond, ABBA. :I love gold lame leotards even if they're kitchy. ::Hey, di..

Firehea

1. hot & spicy diarrhea Last night I went to the Szechuan Bowl now I got that firehea. See diarrhea, fire, spicy, shit, mudd butt, si..

Schlumpty

1. Anyone of complete and total ineptitude, if it involves the simplest of tasks it will be fucked up. Someone who does not have there shit..

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