Brostradamus

What is Brostradamus?

A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.

"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"

"I don't know. Have some vicodin."

See bro, vicodin, crash, car, drugs

Raped Up The Ass

1. completely screwed over ie. something really shitty that happened and you can't do anything about it Me and mah boys got completel..

Choad Smoker

1. A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length. Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer...

Zernaff

1. A sexual term for a mixture of sperm and blood. It is really weird when you pull a Zernaff with your girl friend when you two make love..

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