Brostradamus

What is Brostradamus?

A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.

"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"

"I don't know. Have some vicodin."

See bro, vicodin, crash, car, drugs

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