Brother Ishmael

What is Brother Ishmael?


1.

An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.

For the female counterpart of this definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.

Rob the Wop: “I did it.”

Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”

Rob the Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”

Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”

Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”

Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”

Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in front of this council and prove I am righteous.”

Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”

Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”

Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”

Rob the Wop: “So?”

Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”

See zionist, convert, jew, machiavellian, unscrupulous


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