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STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.
I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water..
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Someone who becomes a scout leader for the sole purpose of molesting boys in the woods.
No one ever wanted to share the tent at boy sco..
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A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident)..