Broventure

What is Broventure?


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An adventure partaken amongst a group of male friends ("Bros") that involes masculine activities. An event must take place in an outdoor setting for at least 3 nights. Closely related to "Stumpjump" and "Brocation"

Examples of acceptable activities on Broventures:

-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)

-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.

-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting

-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games

-Fishing

-Fire & the burning of random objects

-Soccer, Football, Curling

-Fighting

-Off-Roading

-Gay Jokes

-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting

-BBQ

See brocation, bro, bitchlamp, fucksink, dickspoon


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