What is Broverload?
1.
When a party features Dave Matthews Band and too many popped collared, horizontally-striped polos for its own good.
You walk in to a party and overhear -
"O.A.R. is like my favorite band!"
"Did you get that shirt from American Eagle? Awesome, bro!"
"I love playing John Mayer songs on my guitar. That bro knows how to play."
Sneering at the Phish poster on the wall, you say to your friends "This party is broverloaded. Let's bail."
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2.
The overwhelming sensation one gets when surrounded by too many bros (young men generally characterized by open shirts, spiked hair, mixed drinks, and extreme self-confidence).
Dude, we have to get out of this night club, I'm on broverload.
I can't go work out at the gym anymore, it puts me on broverload.
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3.
Broverload - too many dicks, not enough chicks.
Verb
1. to put too many guys on or in (something):
2. to cause a bar, nightclub or party to be unable to function properly because there are too many dicks in the mix:
3. to try to put more penises into a social gathering than said social gathering can comfortably accommodate:
Noun
1. an excessive amount of males present: that party in West Hollywood suffered (or benefitted, depending on your persuasion) from massive broverload.
v
1. The party was dangerously broverloaded; the guy in that gay porno was uncomfortably broverloaded.
n
2. "It was impossible to score last night - by 11pm, Happy Ending was already on serious broverload".
3. "Sorry, if we let your group in, our club will be on broverload."
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