Brown Alert

What is Brown Alert?


1.

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.

Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.

See warning, stench, aroma, caution, public restroom, work

2.

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.


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