Brown Alert

What is Brown Alert?

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.

Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.

See warning, stench, aroma, caution, public restroom, work

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

Faggot Fonch

1. The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him. Doug getting axious, he thinks about lettin..

Zaffron

1. a hoe with blonde hair, that is dumb as a door knob. Also known as easy and likes it in the butt. But is a munckin and loved. Example a..

Dibtastic

1. A term used to describe an attractive lady, who is prone to being 'dibbed'. Corrr, that lass is dibtastic! I reckon she'..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Brown Alert Edit Meaning