Brown Alert

What is Brown Alert?

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.

Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.

See warning, stench, aroma, caution, public restroom, work

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

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