Brown Bear Edit Meaning

1.

When you take a shit on someone's chest and then give them a big bear hug, mushing it all around between you two.

I'm going to brown bear that bitch tonight.

See feces, shit, chest, hug, squish

2.

Affectionate term for black man. ONLY USE WHEN INVITED! As used on scrubs

JD: Hi, who's your black friend?

Nathen: Did you just call me "black"? THE CORRECT TERM IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!

JD: Turk lets me call him brown bear...

JD: Hi, my African-American friend!

Turk: Call me brown bear!

3.

A sexual action when a women kind of has to poop and the man sticks his big toe in her butt getting a small amount of poop on his big toe the man than titty fucks the girl with his foot and every time he strokes the foot up his big toe hits her chin creating a brown beard.

I just brown bearded that ho!

See spanish omelette, foot fetish, dirty sanchez, gecko

4.

a turd

I just dropeed a big brown bear

See shit, chog, turd, crap, log

5.

nickname used by JD on scrubs, for Turk. JDs name is Vanilla Bear. Also a large mammal that can eat you.

JD: Brown Bear! how was Carla after you told her you forgot to pick up her brother at the airport?

Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.

Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.

Hunter 2: i like NASCAR

Hunter 1: you suck

See brown bear, turk, scrubs, jd

6.

slang term for unpassed fecal matter

There is a brown bear clawing at my back door. I need to take a shit.

See poo, shit, feces, turds, bowel movement, fart, stool, bathroom, toilet

7.

A pussy bitch of a bear. This little softie isn't hurting shit, and if one is encountered the appropriate response is to kick the ever loving shit out of it.

Ted: Hey, look Carl, a brown bear in its natural habitat, fishing in the river and feeding its cubs!

Carl: Let's kick it's ass!

*Carl and Ted proceed to kick the bear's ass*

See pussy bitch, brown bear, black bear, bear, grizzly bear