What is Brown Carpet?
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A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.
"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."
"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."
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when the vaginal lips of a woman resemble that of a platypus bill
whoa man did you see the vagiplatypus on her!
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Used in a situation when someones taking fuckin forever for something. You try and sound like you are in a hurry with it but really you..
