What is Brown Carpet?
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A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.
"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."
"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."
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When a guy cums and shits on a chick's tits, and procedes to titty fucking her.
"Man, yesterday I was so horny, I gave made m..
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The sound made by a moth. Can be construed as frightening.
I don't like moths- they go th th th th th
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Kirby Dance, of course >.>
Usually used in MMORPGs as a sign of happyness or exclamation.
w00t, I just got a +50 super rare arro..
