What is Brown Carpet?
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A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.
"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."
"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."
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Any two door Mazda Coupe (such as the MX-6, 626, MX-3,323) pre-1996.
"My Mazdaratti can do 85"..
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A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown form..
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One who would pass time playing with anothers penis.
that murf is a brown nosed 2@ he's up joes arse, bet he's his little nob..
