Brown Carpet

What is Brown Carpet?

1.

A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.

"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."

"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."

See poo tang, pootang, red carpet, red beard
96

Random Words:

Goonquinox
1. a raving goon. in relation to equinox. omg did you seee that crazy goonquinox lat night he must have been on something See goon, goonb..
Read more
Parakarry
1. The fourth party member in the game for the N64, Paper Mario. Parakarry is a parakoopa who works at the Mushroom Kingdom Postal Service..
Read more
Ya'meen
1. you know what I mean? ya'meen that bitch was dead wrong! See yamen, ya dig..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free