What is Brown Carpet?
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A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.
"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."
"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."
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Grandiose, awesome, decadent, with a slight hint of Jewishness.
Wow! That candy machine robbery was jewseismic! 2 people died!
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A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.
Man, what a nice ass fiddle
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