What is Brown Carpet?
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A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.
"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."
"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."
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To eat a males balls and then throw them up and play with them
Josh zackaroo'd Bryon and they both laughed.
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Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.
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