Brown Champagne Cork

What is Brown Champagne Cork?


1.

What happens in the toilet after a big night of beer drinking. The first part is solid then pop it all gushes out!

"Yo Jeff, I drunk a whole swapa crate last night. Had one hell of a brown champagne cork this morning. Had to flush twice!"

See poo, diarrhoea, shit, crap, beer shit


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