Brown Cloud

What is Brown Cloud?


1.

A rather obnoxious fart, trapped in a room and lingering.

"Aw man, gonnae open a window? Ah cannea even SEE through your fuckin' brown cloud never mind breath in it!"

See fart, fert, pump

2.

The Brown Cloud, or Brown Clouding is the act of firmly placing a soiled infant diaper into a female partner's face, while having sexual intercourse from a doggystyle position.

The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm.

One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie).

You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process.

It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch."

B-On: "Hey, lets fuck"

Dre-A: "Ok"

B-On: "Bend over"

Dre-A: "Ok"

***doggystyle slapping sounds***

***epileptic seizure plunging***

****FWAP****

B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face"

Dre-A: *garbled sounds*

B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?"

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