What is Brown Clown?
1.
To excrete feces onto another person's nose. Sometimes a strange fetish act. If the defecator has liqueous feces, the act is called
I popped a nugget right on Tammy's nose, it was quite an exquisite brown clown.
2.
The little smudge of poopis lodged in the butthole after a fecal expulsion. The leftovers that toilet paper is just not able to wipe away, no matter how many times you wipe. Even with moistened TP.
I wiped and wiped but still couldn't dislodge that brown clown from my o-ring!
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3.
n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.
I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.
4.
A person who takes pleasure in smearing their face in somebody else's excretion in order to recreate a clown's smile.
'Look at that man! He's got shit on his face'
'Yes, that's a brown clown. Can you see the smile?'
'Oh yes, how charming'.
5.
Someone who yearns for the act of anal intercourse.
My friends, Marcellus and Collin, are both the biggest brown clowns in town.
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6.
While having anal sex, you pull your dick out and draw a smiley face in shit on your girls ass.
I was ass bangin' my girl, and I gave her a brown clown.
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7.
What most people become, belligerent & annoying, when they drink brown-colored alcohol (ie. whiskey, rum,, tequila).
Chrisser: Adam, can you get me a Diet Coke while you're up?
Adam: F U, Beeotch, get your own damn Diet Coke. Nobody tells me what to do, especially not my Baby Mama !
Chrisser: Hey Brown Clown, did you hit the Capn Morgan's & coke again while I was at work all day ?!?!?!
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