What is Brown Cobra?
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A large, long, ferocious coil-like turd. A very mean and venomous smelling bowel movement that is feared by everyone.
A brown cobra is known to rise above toilet water level.
The brown cobra is in all of us. You can run but you can NOT hide!
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2.
Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.
"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"
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