Brown Cow

What is Brown Cow?


1.

The action of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after performing unprotected anal sex with her. The object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.

When Carly refused to cook ribs, Alex gave her a brown cow.

See awesome possum

2.

Where chocolate milk comes from.

Look at all those brown cows! I guess the farmer must sell chocolate milk.

See brown, cow, milk, farm, chocolate

3.

The mixing of Pepsi and milk, to create a fizzy, milky treat. Both words are usually elongated and pronounced in a promiscuous nature.

"Dude, what the hell is that you're drinking?"

"It's called a Brown Cow."

See pepsi, milk, brown, cow, beverage, mug

4.

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

See fat, brown, a, woman

5.

When you perform anal oral and you notice you have a chocolate milk tongue afterwards.

OMG, like last night, I was putting my toungue into my girl friend butt and like afterwards, my toungue was brown, ewwww I had a brown cow.

See anal, butt

6.

a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.

during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm


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