Brown Crayola Edit Meaning

1.

A sticky turdthat can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsyand every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

See turd, shit, fecus, crap, pooh