What is Brown Dazzler?
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The act of deficating on another person's anus/vagina/eyes/mouth and then pouring glitter on it for decoration. This can cause 'decorated' faeces for many months, as glitter cannot be digested.
"Our sex life has got so boring recently so we tried a Brown Dazzler last night and I really was dazzled!"
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A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.
Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss..