Brown Down

What is Brown Down?


1.

This technique involves hovering about 2 feet over a public toilet and shitting all over the seat and surrounding floor. In some instances, one may wish to just shit on the floor, in a corner of the stall that is nowhere near the toilet. For added effect, smearing the shit all over the facilities could be useful, but it comes with a cost (shit on your hands). The first time I performed this move, I left a soiled pair of underwear hanging from the faucet. This move is similar to a wet down, but the use of feces ensures that this move will be remembered.

Guy 1: Oh man, this McD's gave me the McRuns so bad that I couldn't even finish my meal before I was running to the bathroom.

Guy 2: Well you shouldn't have eaten 6 double cheesburgers.

Guy 1: You're telling me. What's worse is that the toilet seat had piss on it.

Guy 2: Did you give Ronald McDonald a brown down?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah. I even left my soiled underwear hanging from the faucet.

Guy 1 and 2: Wicked!!!

See wet down, cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, piss mop, pissmop, red snapper, mcletdown, revenge

2.

to make a bowl movement.

I have to brown down on the thunder mug.


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