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Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.
Books.
Money.
Pubic Hair.
Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.
I Got 90008765298
Lulllz.
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A skidmark that is caused by a murph (underwear riding up the buttocks)
"Dude, I have a murphybrown after dancing all night."..