Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

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Egg Crate

1. Similar in nature to the maneuver known as the Arabian Goggles. It involves taking the testicles and then placing them in the eye socket..

Pooty Roach

1. brooklyn boys that are dirty and wear the same football shirt oh my god you saw pooty roach today he looks dumb ugly See pooty, dirty,..

Vegan Slap

1. Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier..

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