Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

See Jared

Are You Fucking My Dog?

1. Synonymous with "are you kidding me?" or "are you joking me?" Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going..

Zooded

1. being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot. Dude, I am so fucking zooded. See stoned, blazed, marijuana, weed..

Knepping

1. Alternative term for white knighting. Quit Knepping on that chick brah. See tps, brah..

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