Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

See Jared

Qwertzy

1. someone who likes to suck cocks. Oral sex profesionnal. She's a qwertzy ! Man that chick just is the biggest QWERTZY in town ! ..

New Jersey Whitefish

1. Used condom discarded in the wild. Often found on the jersey shore. But can be found in parking lots and movie theaters. Dude I went ..

Lovebucket

1. An upgrade from a wanksock. (Warning - do not use in school) Filled my lovebucket last nite, had to borrow John's for a while...

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