Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

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Zeyad

1. A fabulous, most intelligent, good looking, handsome man that carries himself like a true gentlemen, & embraces all genders and race..

Keester

1. Another word for the asshole. After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester! 2. smu..

Oolay

1. to be absolutely fly, college park style rj bentleys filling station is so oolay See fetch, fly, awesome, college park..

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