Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

See Jared

Decrepify

1. To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit. Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork...

Poopsweat

1. A stagnant odor best described as being half poop and half sweat. Most commonly found in the carpet and furniture left by previous rent..

Drank As A Skank

1. to be really really drunk. Dude! You're drank as a skank...

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