Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

See Jared

No M8!

1. no m8 is the expression used when someone has spoken unjustly and is out of social verbal boundries and need to be owned. hey look this..

Tough Patooties

1. Sarcastic, similar to "deal with it", or "tough luck". (1) And I've bored you to death, but tough patooties, c..

W0nd

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

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