Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

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Joobl

1. To unexpectedly grab and/or twist another mans nipples. I reached for my phone and Peter joobled me. See purple nurple, nipple, tit, t..

Obamaroid

1. A dangly bit of sphincter meat who voted for Barack Obama and does not yet realize the magnatude of their mistake. The Obamaroids smile..

Turban Outfitters

1. Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping. "Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!..

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