Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

See Jared

Earthman

1. 1) a hero, a god, a wonder of the world, the man of the earth, superior to everyone/everything ever invented You wish you were perfect,..

Rarrrrrrr

1. The sound one makes when they bite into a delicious 700 calorie protein bar. Yo lemme cop some of that Big 100 Met-Rx *takes a bite* ..

Marjorie Perez

1. simply beautiful, stunning, and the kindest girl in the world. i adore this booger.. See 12..

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