Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

See Jared

Iaculch

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Cripple Stick

1. the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart. my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a be..

Jerk Finger

1. Someone who is stupid or says something stupid or someone who deserves to be jerk fingered. Gerard: Can you eats Lions Tim: You fuckin..

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