Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

See Jared

Clam Box

1. pussy, box, cunt, roast beef curtains, slit Forte says mom's have a lot of lint in their clam boxes because they are too busy to c..

Modified Dutch Oven

1. While laying in bed with your old lady. Rip ass as quietly as possible as not to alert the unwhitting victim. After you've built ..

Zingale

1. zingale a mobster name for all of its cruel murders in the past zingale did it its true help us all 2. A person who excels at analyti..

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