Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

See Jared

Jordans

1. Used to describe certain pairs of shoes endorsed by Michael Jordan which are very popular with basketball players and shoe collectors al..

W.a.w.p

1. wack as white people Them some of the most W.A.W.P i have ever seen in my entire life ya heard me. See wack, slow, stupid, crunchy, re..

Simmylicious

1. a girl who makes the boys go crazy...usually with the name or nickname simmy. dude you're so lucky you're girlfriend is total..

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