Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

See Jared

Shambooroo

1. Having an orgasm while upside down eating a banana muffin After having intercouse with your mother i had a huge (shambooroo) in the kit..

Hot Fuck

1. Being incredibly good-looking He's a hot fuck! See Alison 2. A nice piece of ass. Great to use over and over. Damn, Smitty. ..

Japander

1. Japander: n.,& v.t. 1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products..

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