Brown Eye Witness

What is Brown Eye Witness?

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

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Zoopookakke

1. exactly what you think it is. Dude, I just saw this video on youtube called zoopookakke where all these zoo animals, I'm talking z..

Gen Lag

1. The interval between discovering a given phenomenon/meme on the Web and receiving it in email from a parent. "Poor Mom just sent m..

Otv

1. -acronym for ON THE VEGGIE -when somebody is "zoned out" or not paying attention -in a vegetative state -sped "yo VEG..

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