Brown Golf

What is Brown Golf?

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.

(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"

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Diaper Duty

1. When your boyfriend/ girlfriend is an overgrown baby who thinks it's your duty to take their tantrums. I'm gonna dump Joe. He..

Zooded

1. being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot. Dude, I am so fucking zooded. See stoned, blazed, marijuana, weed..

Flogging The Log

1. A hand job on a well-endowed guy Broads enjoy flogging the log! See log, dick, cock, hand job, flogging 2. masturbation, male I hea..

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