What is Brown Hat?
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when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....
i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...
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2.
The result when performing anal sex when reciprient needs to evacuate his/her colon.
I was pumping away and when I finished I realised I had a brown hat.
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Random Words:
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To go out of the way to suck up and curry favor with another person, especially to get something you want.
The salesman kissed all four..
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The ultimate level of a woman being pissed off, too the point of being psychotically crazy. Happens when a certain hamburger chain runs..