Brown Jesus

What is Brown Jesus?

A dump so large it is as if the ass of God came forth and gave you His only Son, in turd form.

"I should warn you, I'm going to have to enlist the services of a plumber because my brown Jesus' broke the toilet."

See poop, doo doo, poo, crap, shit, turd, assburger, loaf

T-boner

1. When you enjoy a good T-bone steak so much, that you actually get an erection I'm trying to hide my t-boner, because I had steak f..

Sweet Meat

1. A penis looking for and deserving action. After Jim went muff diving he shoved his sweet meat in my coochie and then cleaned my tailpip..

Yeazer

1. Slang for the word "yes" -"You want more vodka" -"Yeazer" See yes, no, maybe, negs, yegs, megs..

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