Brown Microphone

What is Brown Microphone?


1.

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"

Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

See brown eye, brown box, microphone, american idol, bumhole

2.

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"

Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

See brown, microphone, nigga, clay aiken

3.

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"

Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

See brown, microphone, brown starfish, brown eye, bumhole


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