What is Brown Note?
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As referenced in South Park, a low-pitched sound that can cause someone to crap their pants. May also be used to refer to any infrasound note that can create disorientation, nausea, etc.
I'm not so sure using the brown note on those protesters was a good idea. They're still rioting and now they smell like they need a diaper change.
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A extremly low sound that causes people to shit in their pants
I trick Marissa into listing to the brown note and she shit her whole dinner all over the place
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The name for a fictional/hypothetical sound frequency (or pitch or note) having the property that it causes loss of bowel control, and thus involuntary defecation, in humans. No actual note/sound frequency having this property has been identified as of May 8, 2008.
The term is distinct from "brown noise". In science, Brownian noise, also known as "Brown noise" or "red noise", is the kind of signal noise produced by Brownian motion. An example of Brownian noise is the sound a television speaker makes when the screen goes to static.
An article about the failed search for a "brown note" appeared in the Annals of Improbable Research.
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a low octave sound above low E# that causes eratic bowel movements. lick my balls
I heard the brown note and shit my pants.
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A note that cuases an uncontroleble bowl movement. Said to be 2 octevs below middle c on the recorder. I play the french horn which in translation would be 5 notes bellow my low F.
I was practising dark adventures, when I dicesdid to experment with the brown note. Well I wound up with a bounch of tollet paper and soild my new boxers.
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