Brown Phone

What is Brown Phone?

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

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Eye Crust

1. Boogers in or around your eye in the morning. Shit! I can't open my left eye there is eye crust all over it! See eye, crust, gunk..

/r9k/

1. An image board on 4chan that originated in 2008 after the slow demise of /b/. It stands for Robot 9000. /r9k/ posters are usually refere..

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