Brown Phone

What is Brown Phone?

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

Hard Norman

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Roadsterbation

1. When you have a roadboner and decide to go ahead and make it better. Usually done on a less-traveled road, or when in a large vehicle no..

Doofter

1. Remote Control for TV VIDEO HI FI SATELLITE TV etc (used in UK) tv doofter, hifi doofter, video doofter - pass the doofter darling ? ..

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