Brown Pound

What is Brown Pound?


1.

The act of eating a large steak and deficating it in log form and then useing the resluting log to penetrate any orafaice.

Take him 'round back and give the brown pound.

2.

The amount of money paid in total (over a month) to you whilst you're doing a poo at your job.

Any money earnt using the Brown Pound method is spend on binge food, drink or general crap.

"I get paid £5.00 an hour. I worked 24 hours over the past month, which means I earnt £120.00.

I spent 2 hours in total doing a poo over that month. That means my company paid me £10.00 to do a dump. Yay! Lets buy cookie dough!"

And thus, the Brown Pound is born.

See brown, pound, poo, pay, work, toilet


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