What is Brown Ring King?
1.
One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers
Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol'
hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in herbrown ring .
Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)
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