Brown Ring King

What is Brown Ring King?

1.

One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.

Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.

Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!

(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)

See anal, back door man, rump ranger, turd fondler
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