Brown Sheets

What is Brown Sheets?

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

See bed shitter, useless, failure, shitty, brown, sheets

Split Finger Fastball

1. when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed She got a hard split-finger fastball..

Redneck Alarm Clock

1. Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep. He was so drunk..

Zurkel

1. the action of shooting caps off bottles, with the pressure of the air inside the bottle. I zurkeled a monkey and it threw feces at me. ..

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